How To Lighten Up
Would you use the words “intense”, “serious”, or “uptight” to describe yourself? If so, you could probably stand to lighten up a bit and have more fun in your life. It’s easy to do if you follow these tips to stop taking yourself so seriously and start to…
This was the shit in my day
introducing new SALADS FOR MEN! delicious celery and lettuce with ARTIFICIAL BACON FLAVOURING, recoloured to look like the BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES! enjoy this HARDCORE DIET SENSATION and get MAD RIPPED eating this TOTALLY UNGIRLY FOOD you INCREDIBLY UNFLAPPABLE BASTION OF PURE, UNFILTERED MASCULINITY
Roasted Harvest Veggie, Curried Avocado Coconut Rice Bowls
If you’re reading this right now, I’d just like to let you know you have a bright future no matter how tough things are right now.
Tips for dealing with fatty and sugary foods this holiday season
- Eat it
- Eat it all
- It’s the season of pumpkin and cranberry and peppermint everything
- Fuck the magazines that try and guilt you with the “Christmas 8” or whatever they’ve made up
- And fuck anyone who chirps at you and asks “do you REALLY need that second helping of green bean casserole?”
- Oh and cupcakes make a great cheap/last minute gift for any occasion (you can even make them vegan!)
Congratulations you have all the tools you need to deal with holiday food this year.